There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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