Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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