Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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