Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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