If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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