I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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