Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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