that's an acceptable place to lick
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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