talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
