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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

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  dude, i think you're in initiation!

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  shit. that's not good.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.

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• (323): View more from California

  my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  no. you can't hotbox the world.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school

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• (845): View more from New York

  no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH

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  ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You almost got us killed.

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  YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.

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