question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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