This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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