btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I enjoy the company of your penis
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