dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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