Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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