Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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