You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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