why didn't you poke me back
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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