hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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