She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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