she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He passed out mid-signature
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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