We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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