i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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