and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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