They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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