That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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