I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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