Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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