youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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