just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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