this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize