My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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