have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Randomize
