You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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