I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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