you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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