Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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