are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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