Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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