Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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