Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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