at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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