ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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