she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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