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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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