omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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