Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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