hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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