Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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