Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she peed on how many people?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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