ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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