Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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