what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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